ha! updated!

more bullshit…

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re going to say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don’t like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it’s a one time deal or not .

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn’t intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

men? women? true? not?

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t want.

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy…

One is to let her think she is having her own way. The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:

Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10 Dirtiest Foods That Can Make You Sick

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MountainWings       A MountainWings Moment
#6128          Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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10 Dirtiest Foods That Can Make You Sick
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Open your refrigerator.  Take a good look inside.  Chances are
you have some of the dirtiest-and most dangerous-foods in there.
Eat them and you could get very sick.

Men’s Health magazine has identified the 10 dirtiest foods from
bad burgers and dangerous deli meats to hazardous health foods.

The Dirty 10:
1. Chicken: In one study cited by Men’s Health, more than 40
percent of chicken samples contained bacteria that can sicken,
including E. coli.

2. Ground Beef: Simply because of the way ground beef is made
through heavy processing, it has the potential to be loaded with
deadly E. coli bacteria and more.

3. Ground Turkey: One in four packages of ground turkey tested
by Men’s Health contained bacteria.  This becomes a greater
concern as more people substitute ground turkey for ground beef
thinking it’s a healthier alternative.

4. Oysters: Beware of raw oysters!  Many are tainted not only
with bacteria, but also the Norovirus.

5. Eggs: The incredible edible egg is also associated with more
than 600,000 cases of food poisoning each year and more than 300
deaths.  Cook eggs completely and never eat them raw.

6. Cantaloupe: Cantaloupe rinds often contain dangerous bacteria
that are hard to wash away.  Cut through that rind with a knife
and the bacteria can be transferred to the fruit.

7. Peaches: This favorite juicy summer fruit is dangerous
because the peach fuzz makes it difficult to clean off all the
pesticides.

8. Pre-Packaged Tossed Salads: These bagged salads are one of
the greatest conveniences of the past decade, but they can also
be one of the biggest sources of food poisoning since the
contents are often contaminated with E. Coli, according to Men’s
Health.

9. Cold Cuts: It looks like delicious shaved ham or turkey to
you.  But it could contain the dangerous bacteria Listeria,
which is especially risky for infants and the elderly.  Listeria
can be spread by the deli slicer, and it can even grow in a cold
refrigerator.  What can you do?  Experts advise you to transfer
the deli meat to a fresh package when you get home and only buy
enough for one week at a time.

10. Scallions: If these green onions are left uncooked, they
have the potential to become bacterial breeding grounds.
They’ve also been linked to fatal outbreaks of Hepatitis-A.

http://www.menshealth.com

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

The ideas linger. The thoughts are driving me crazy. I’m feeling guilty.

I went to bed thinking my BF is a Martian. No, he is The King of the Martians. (This is why you should not read this, babe. I’m just getting started ;p).

Martians, like Marvin, have got scrubs on their heads as helmets. They sound funny. Their fashion sense are terrible. This one wears a tutu. He has behavior problems and maybe, drinking problems, too.

Yeah, maybe men are from Mars. Just look at all the other men around you. They are not like the gorgeous Spartan men of 300 (I will blog about that movie. I don’t like men with bread buns). I’d love to have a Martian then if they are like the Spartan men. If you have seen the movie, those men love their women. They respect them and treat them well.

Spartans treat their women nowhere near how and what that book profess, I think (Stop thinking!). I was very much disappointed that Rebuttal from Uranus was written by a somehow-not-so informed-or-educated woman. A conclusion my BF came up with since I could not tell him about who wrote it. Well, my bad, so I searched for her and still did not read about Susan Hamson. All I needed to know is there on the first site.

I was agreeing with her until I saw her picture. Her ideas are great and maybe true. She asked questions and checked. That should be enough. Somehow, MAYBE, I am shallow and stupid. Looks should never matter (really?). Experience is all there is (really?). There must be some other books and researches or even articles or anything (I like this one) about men and women.

I need to let it go. I need to read about it. I need the truth (or the reality) to set me free ;p. I know I have tendencies to like the worst of the worst. It’s all a matter of perspective and capacity.

Men and women are really different and there are social norms and gender roles were my bedtime thoughts. My BF was preparing dinner and I was surfing the net while we were discussing all these. He just got back from work and came home with FOUR bags of grocery.

That alone should have been enough to convince me that men and women are different but not from Mars or Venus or not even from Uranus. The King of the Martians is not anywhere near the Venus fly trap. It did not.

We had dinner and watched the Simpsons (Homer is a Martian). Perfect!!! Fan the fire!!!

I woke up this morning still not happy about it.

Do men not need love and affection? Do men not want to hear “I love you’s”? Do men not like to talk or even have small talks? Do men just go to work, come home, forget about their girls and are not interested to know what happened to them? What’s the point of having someone then? Isn’t having a dog more than enough? What the hell are we gonna do when we’re old and retarded if we can’t talk?

I refuse to believe that men want and need different things. I think women are just more than men. Men are not that simple (They are not!!!). Women are just a bit more complicated (Fine, hormones and all those other things that affect them everyday). Their basic needs and wants are the same; respect, love, affection, communication, etc., etc..

I guess, there’s no way I could prove that women and men are the same. I have to understand and accept men are indeed from Mars and should be treated that way. That’s reality and the truth. The book is so right and I should get off this guilt trip bus. I’m on my bloody vacation!!!

Yup, I’m not the biggest bitch after all.

I’m just from Venus ;p