bored?

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MountainWings       A MountainWings Moment
#8156          Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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Meeting With the Board
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After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished
to meet with the church board after the service.

The first man to arrive was a stranger.

“You misunderstood my announcement.
This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.

“I know,” said the man.

“If there is anyone here more bored than I am,
I’d like to meet him.”

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blogging blind…gumbo size…

Fourth day of my so-called vacation, I am blind and blogging. Not in the comfort of my new 100++ sqm apartment (I’m not really sure if I like my new neighborhood – needs another post) but I’m in one with a better view.

I need new glasses and lenses. My next pair would be colored to scare the hell out of my students or ones that just might entertain them. I should get a haircut, too. A skinhead would feel so much better. Those would change how I see the world. Or what I would see staring back at me. That would just be the old me though. I liked the old me.

I am  not seeing the world right. Either the world has gone misty or the sun is not shining hard enough.

I am oblivious of what I think really matters (I might blog about those later). I have survived a year here (I’ve been driving more often). I would normally not last 90 days without shopping at the wonderful world of duty free. An airport duty free shop is the closest place to home. Home is where all my shit and crap are.

I do not see a new pair of shoes in my house or in my car. 2008 is the year I do not have a new pair or even a new swatch for my birthday. The tradition has ended. I lost a swatch this year, too. Someone somewhere is very lucky and very happy. Damn! I won’t get anything like that again.

The only me that I recognize is the me with the dog – may I stand fast and strong. I still crave pizza (not the usual a pizza box a day) and cheeseburgers (My comfort food – one for every hour of my stress-free conscious life). I do not remember the last time I was drunk. I do not remember the last time I coughed so hard I thought I died and gone to heaven. (Ha! I just called the pizza man ;p.)

I got two 1000 pcs glow-in-the-dark jigsaw puzzles which could make me oblivious to the world around me. I got a 300 gigs portable hard drive with all the entertainment I would ever need. I got a laptop only for my computer games. I could actually fly home tomorrow if I want to – I’m going to miss GFs going crazy in Palawan TOT. I passed on a job – $800 to show up for five days. There are just other things that I need to see and are more important.

What is in front of me right now that I can see clearly? None. These are what I can almost see. There is a breakfast mug from Mcds, 3 packs of menthols, a samsung anycall cellphone, an Acer laptop (hence, the gumbo size) and my clean-your-bloody-lenses-kit.

Pizza is here. We’ll find out if it is just me hungry blogging not blogging blind.

Btw, I’m having so much fun not seeing the world right.

I wonder how my BF looks like without my lenses??