THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

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THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… barefoot…BOTH waysYadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!

But now that… I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don’t know how good you’ve got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter – with a pen!

Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

Child Protective Services didn’t care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

There were no MP3′ s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We’d play our favorite tape and “eject” it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause – that’s how we rolled, dig?

We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that’s it!

And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘Asteroids’. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen… forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!

There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled. You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!

Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd

(Send this to someone you’d like to make smile, Whether they are under 30 or not.)

Religious Differences

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one
Sunday afternoon when he came to the crossroads where he met a
little girl coming from the other direction.

“Hello,” said the little boy.
“Hi,” replied the little girl.
“Where are you going?” asked the little boy.
“I’ve been to church this morning and I’m on my way home,”
answered the little girl.

“Me too,” replied the little boy. “I’m also on my way home from
church.” “Which church do you go to?” asked the little boy.
“I go to the Baptist church back down the road,” replied the
little girl.
“What about you?”
“I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill,”
replied the little boy.

They discover that they are both going the same way so they
decided that they’d walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had
partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could
get across to the other side without getting wet.

“If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom’s going to skin me
alive,” said the little girl.
“My Mom’ll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet,”
replied the little boy.

“I tell you what I think I’ll do,” said the little girl.
“I’m gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head
and wade across.”
“That’s a good idea,” replied the little boy. “I’m going to do
the same thing with my suit.”

So they both undressed and waded across to the other side
without getting their clothes wet.

They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before
putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally
remarked,

“You know, I never did realize before just how much difference
there really is between a Baptist and a Catholic.”

Religious Differences

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one
Sunday afternoon when he came to the crossroads where he met a
little girl coming from the other direction.

“Hello,” said the little boy.
“Hi,” replied the little girl.
“Where are you going?” asked the little boy.
“I’ve been to church this morning and I’m on my way home,”
answered the little girl.

“Me too,” replied the little boy. “I’m also on my way home from
church.” “Which church do you go to?” asked the little boy.
“I go to the Baptist church back down the road,” replied the
little girl.
“What about you?”
“I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill,”
replied the little boy.

They discover that they are both going the same way so they
decided that they’d walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had
partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could
get across to the other side without getting wet.

“If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom’s going to skin me
alive,” said the little girl.
“My Mom’ll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet,”
replied the little boy.

“I tell you what I think I’ll do,” said the little girl.
“I’m gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head
and wade across.”
“That’s a good idea,” replied the little boy. “I’m going to do
the same thing with my suit.”

So they both undressed and waded across to the other side
without getting their clothes wet.

They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before
putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally
remarked,

“You know, I never did realize before just how much difference
there really is between a Baptist and a Catholic.”