GOD KNOWS!!!

GOD KNOWS

* When you are tired and discouraged from fruitless efforts…

* God knows how hard you have tried.

* When you’ve cried so long and your heart is in anguish…

* God has counted your tears.

* If you feel that your life is on hold and time has passed you by…

* God is waiting with you.

* When you’re lonely and your friends are too busy even for a phone call…

* God is by your side.

* When you think you’ve tried everything and don’t know where to turn…

* God has a solution.

* When nothing makes sense and you are confused or frustrated…

* God has the answer.

* If suddenly your outlook is brighter and you find traces of hope…

* God has whispered to you.

* When things are going well and you have much to be thankful for…

* God has blessed you.

* When something joyful happens and you are filled with awe…

* God has smiled upon you.

* When you have a purpose to fulfill and a dream to follow…

* God has opened your eyes and called you by name.

* Remember that wherever you are or whatever you are facing…

* GOD KNOWS!!!

– Author Unknown

HR=HIGH RISK

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend,you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager: – Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that
I was stealing Company money all these days.

HR=HIGH RISK

Pyramid of Life

Pyramid of Life

Talk——-Softly
Walk—————Humbly
Eat——————-Sensibly
Breathe——————-Deeply
Sleep———————Sufficiently
Dress—————————Smartly
Act——————————Fearlessly
Work——————————–Patiently
Think———————————Truthfully
Believe———————————-Correctly
Behave————————————Decently
Learn————————————–Practically
Plan——————————————–Orderly
Earn——————————————–Honestly
Save———————————————Regularly
Spend—————————————–Intelligently
Love——————————————-Passionately
ENJOY——————————————COMPLETELY

or not ;p

I’m the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she’s sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you.

I’m the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant.

I’m the girl who says,”Okay, but you owe me…”, not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.

I’m the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.

I’m the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.

I’m the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for her.

I’m the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have.

I’m the girl who once I let you into my heart, there’s always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I’m the girl who never forgets you.

I’m the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.

I’m the girl who you can talk to about anything.

I’m the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends.

I’m the girl who will listen to you talk.

I’m the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason.

I’m the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind.

I’m the girl who loves you for you, and doesn’t care what other people say about us.

I’m the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.

I’m the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word.

I’m the girl who loves it when you give me flowers for no apparent reason.

I’m the girl who thinks the world of you. All I want is for us to be together.

pilot vs. soldier

Airman vs. soldier

There’s an Air Force guy driving from McChord AFB to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord AFB. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,…..”Man, I am really lucky to be alive!”

Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, ….. “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”

The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says,…… “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals”

The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says,

“You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived this wreck”

So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.

He says to the Army guy, “I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship”

The Army guy replies, “You’re damn right!” and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, “Your turn!”

The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, “Nahh, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up.”

friends

Have you ever found a friend
That makes your heart glow
Someone who is wonderful
You feel honored to know

Someone to laugh with perhaps even to cry
Someone whom you love no matter what they do
Someone who looks up to you when you don’t know why
Someone who just seems to understand you

Someone that you think of day and night
Someone you pray for as you go to bed
Someone who shows up when the time is just right
Thoughts of them are always in your head

Someone who shares with you all your ups and downs
Someone who appears when ever there is a need
Someone you share smiles with replacing all your frowns
Surely you must know, God planted that seed

These seeds God has planted here on earth
Were planted deeply in our friend’s heart
They cannot be measured by earthly worth
Only by God’s values placed here from the start

Value those friendships, honor their decisions
Respect their feelings, never make demands
Never try to make their dreams your revisions
Hold their love tightly in your hands

Never get angry if you don’t talk to them each day
Trust in friendship, send them a piece of your heart
For a heart can still feel loved even tho it’s far away
This is how God intended love to be from the start

Place their memory in your heart and mind
See them for what they really are
Continue to love them no matter the time
Friends are Angels Sent By God from afar.

love n marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is to arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye

there are days…

when i want to call you…

coz no one else would understand…

when i want to hold you…

coz no else would feel how i feel…

when i want to see you…

coz then i dont have to say anything…

words be a blessing

FROGS

A group of frogs was traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit.

When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the unfortunate frogs they would never get out.

The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead.

Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and simply gave up. He fell down and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could.

Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and suffering and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out.

When he got out, the other frogs asked him, “Why did you continue jumping? Didn’t you hear us?” The frog explained to them that he was deaf. Hethought they were encouraging him the entire time.

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This story teaches two lessons:

1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to
someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day.

2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill
them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path.

The power of words….it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times.

Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another. May
your words be a blessing to someone today.

– Author Unknown

hypothetical and reality

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”

The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex with the mailman for $500,000.”

The boy goes and asks his mother: “Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?” The mother replies: “Hell yes I would!”

The little boy returns to his father: “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”

The father then says: “Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she’d have sex with her principal for $500,000.”

The boy asks his sister: “Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?” The sister replies: “Hell yes I would!”

He returns to his father: “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”
The father answers: “Okay son, here’s the deal: Hypothetically, we’re millionaires, but in reality, we’re just living with a couple of whores.”